New Year’s Resolution

by Jasper Nikki on December 29, 2011

Ningas-Kugon: flashy but dies quickly. Happens all the time during New  Year with firecrackers and New Year’s resolutions. I am not big on drafting promises, so have reasonable expectations as you read on. In fact, this is the first time that I would take this thing seriously. The primary reason I decided to take this passing fad seriously is because of age. I am entering my mid-20s and sometimes, some things got to change.

I think I already wrote an ample introduction, so here are my resolutions with their estimated completion / integration time.

  1. Be Slim, Stay Slim: I’ve reached 175 lbs. this year, I am not going to repeat that feat next year. First, I couldn’t breathe when I am sitting and my diaphragm gets crushed by the layers of fats that are clinging on my torso. Second, my nose bloats with my weight; I am just a dark underarm away from pregnancy. Lastly, I believe in this equation, slim=hot. Disappointed that I am as shallow as everyone else? Well, you are a damn hypocrite yourself. (Two Months)

    Like Friendster before us.

  2. Stop Smoking: I’ve stopped smoking for six months around four years ago when my asthma flared up on me big time. Yes, I am an asthmatic individual but my sheer willpower is able to withstand all of the attacks, I am able to lead a rockstar life. During those trying times, I had an inhaler and medication that costs twice my monthly allowance. So I decided to stop such expensive practice and use the money instead in drinking and smoking. This will be hard. (Forever…Trying)
  3. Organize Life: audit expenses, set goals, complete objectives, beat deadlines, get rid of physical and emotional clutter and buy me some organizer. And for the love of money, learn Excel. (Day 1 of 2012)
  4.  Read More, Blog Often: Haven’t finished reading a book for almost a year now. Or more than a year. I am not sure anymore. I would blog more often too since I would give justice to Paolo Granada Lim’s webspace and the 500 Pesos he paid for my domain name. I’ll try to blog at least twice a week, daily blogging is just too damn impossible to pull off without looking like a lifeless Internet inhabitant. (Now)
  5. Be a Better Boyfriend: I am actually a great lover, however, I am a disappointing boyfriend. I am going to ask all my male friends on how they handle their relationships and do exactly the opposite of what they’re going to tell me. HAHA. (Until the relationship ends)
  6. Stay the Same: There’s a popular adage in sports as well as in business: The best trades/deals are the ones that are never made. I am already complete and doesn’t need fixing, I have no issues other than monetary. I am perfect for who I am. (Eternity)

One comment

LMFAO at #6. But, if you think about it, its true!

by owen on December 30, 2011 at 12:34 am. Reply #

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