New Year’s Resolution
by Jasper Nikki on December 29, 2011
Ningas-Kugon: flashy but dies quickly. Happens all the time during New Year with firecrackers and New Year’s resolutions. I am not big on drafting promises, so have reasonable expectations as you read on. In fact, this is the first time that I would take this thing seriously. The primary reason I decided to take this passing fad seriously is because of age. I am entering my mid-20s and sometimes, some things got to change.
I think I already wrote an ample introduction, so here are my resolutions with their estimated completion / integration time.
- Be Slim, Stay Slim: I’ve reached 175 lbs. this year, I am not going to repeat that feat next year. First, I couldn’t breathe when I am sitting and my diaphragm gets crushed by the layers of fats that are clinging on my torso. Second, my nose bloats with my weight; I am just a dark underarm away from pregnancy. Lastly, I believe in this equation, slim=hot. Disappointed that I am as shallow as everyone else? Well, you are a damn hypocrite yourself. (Two Months)
- Stop Smoking: I’ve stopped smoking for six months around four years ago when my asthma flared up on me big time. Yes, I am an asthmatic individual but my sheer willpower is able to withstand all of the attacks, I am able to lead a rockstar life. During those trying times, I had an inhaler and medication that costs twice my monthly allowance. So I decided to stop such expensive practice and use the money instead in drinking and smoking. This will be hard. (Forever…Trying)
- Organize Life: audit expenses, set goals, complete objectives, beat deadlines, get rid of physical and emotional clutter and buy me some organizer. And for the love of money, learn Excel. (Day 1 of 2012)
- Read More, Blog Often: Haven’t finished reading a book for almost a year now. Or more than a year. I am not sure anymore. I would blog more often too since I would give justice to Paolo Granada Lim’s webspace and the 500 Pesos he paid for my domain name. I’ll try to blog at least twice a week, daily blogging is just too damn impossible to pull off without looking like a lifeless Internet inhabitant. (Now)
- Be a Better Boyfriend: I am actually a great lover, however, I am a disappointing boyfriend. I am going to ask all my male friends on how they handle their relationships and do exactly the opposite of what they’re going to tell me. HAHA. (Until the relationship ends)
- Stay the Same: There’s a popular adage in sports as well as in business: The best trades/deals are the ones that are never made. I am already complete and doesn’t need fixing, I have no issues other than monetary. I am perfect for who I am. (Eternity)

One comment
LMFAO at #6. But, if you think about it, its true!
by owen on December 30, 2011 at 12:34 am. #